This is a girl called Megan Marrone and this is the story of her life.
They say the name morrone came from the latin ‘pig’ this was quite accurate. They also say that she swapped he shoes for three cans of beans no make up. She was also sighted on a biffa tip trying to convince a tramp to sleep with her for the same 3 cans of beans, he said "get out of here "’pig’ (her latin name for morrone) you stink". However the tramp later agreed to sleep with morrone on the condition she washed her face, yet morrone could not do this so she went to age concern and purchased a banana and a freezer bag for use we are unsure. In 1993 her mother was caught on several occasions for trying to rape an old age pensioner for personal reasons, this was prooved when a carrot was found in the old pensioners buttocks. Although this was proven the pensioner did not press charges however he did, morrrone spent the rest of he days sweeping the old pensioners home and eating carrots ‘whereabouts unknown’ and often went fishing with her brother Gerrey. Gerrey, (best known by his stage name as "you suck") started his own movie production business, however this did not go well. He found himself with no money to get together actors for his movies, his first movie was titled "You get out of here now before I lick your mothers prawn" these was the last words his father said to him before he got hit by a coach sized alligator.
But the aligator could not b e blamed for this he was once shot in the eye at forty mile an hour with a fruit pastel. Gerry left all his possestions to morrone which was one stale sandwich and a jack-in the box although this was never fully proven she is rumoured to have forgotten how to say the number four and now considered to be severly slow when she says lorry it sounds like potato. According to MTV she is the most retarded one armed cancer patient in the history of cancer patients. Her brother Gerrey tried to decline these claims but when she couldn’t remember who threw up on her face just seconds before she was asked, it was living proof that she was a jackass. In 2006 she wrote a book on her life story, it was reported to have sold 1 copy to a blind man who raped a cow shaped fish. He was unhappy with the purchase so he threw it at Jade Goody who at the time was having a cancer scan which made the machine tell her she didn’t have cancer. (unlucky for her). After the embarrasment of MTV marrone had to find a way to entertain herself so she took up wooden kid snatching although this sport was illegal. It kept her from crapping herself. In 2010 it is predicted that marrone might find herself hitting a pigeon with a shovel like before in corornation street in fact identical. The betting odds that she will get hit by a shovel are most definate at 1,000,000,000,000 to 1 in favour of this bet. It was reported that Megan shat herself whilst trying to spell Dog in a spelling bee contest for retards in memory of her dad when he told her some very special advice, "Dont sit on the toilet seat your mother shit on it with dihorrea"
Finally you might be thinking she was locked up for armed robery but you are wrong. She had a fight with James Morrison because she took the lyrics from one of his songs to heart. This lead to her selling her entire raw waste collection and a 15 pack of huggies which isnt good for noone.
She spent the last few years of her life giving birth to seaguls and stole her own trousers although this was never fully proven. Once she had cleared her brothers debts of forty two pounds twenty she was free to ride goats and provoke bears till he nipples went green which did actually happen…
Even Smoking Steve Nash said "Why does she keep giving me seaguls, they’re always covered in wierd shit, it’s just not natural."
